Hasan Minhaj in 2016. And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. I had to bring it back here. Brunettes? Hes been slapped on camera. [theme music: orchestral hip-hop] [crowd roars] What's up? And look, there are some days where I can forgive that person. 10:50. [laughter] My dad did not give a shit about any of this identity stuff. I mean, I did write a show about it, but [laughter] like a lot of people. She follows me into the bathroom. This year wouldnt be the same without you. Im walking to my locker. Im fucked. Mr Pendletons like, So, lovebirds, what happened? Weve got customers. Were auditioning. Im supposed to be her big brother, help her navigate the American dream and protect her. Do you want it? Im picking up soda and Im like, Ah! Dont do that. Im going to live forever! Then I would trip on my Velcro shoes and I would drop the soda and it would explode. Davis, whats up? Incredible! But no one told me about it. Youre my white prince., Dont you realize what happened in that moment? And I had a sister. Were about the alphabet. No one is going to marry him. And he goes, Hey, man, relax. This is a secret that nobody told me! I should have said something. Hasan, youll never understand. Ill never understand? Boom! Please dont say anything. Out of college. Stand-up, 2022 Asian/Pacific American Heritage Month TV & Streaming Calendar. Are you fucking kidding me? Its Jon. 20 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes. Br0wn Mr Miyagi, just, like, not saying a word. Log kya kahenge? Tools, Clear History. He implored Minhaj to be the bigger person. But I was like, No, shes different. I hit her up late at night. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 Action / Comedy / Documentary. I want that for the rest of my life. There's. Daily Show senior correspondent Hasan Minhaj did not hold back on barbs directed at President Donald Trump and his administration during the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Is that pepperoni pizza? I grew up here. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. Its not rubbing off! I was fucking terrified. Yeah. Whats wild is, I never even knew how the whole X-Men Origins story went down. How many letters in the alphabet? After reflecting, here are 4 Leadership lessons I learned by watching Hasan Minhaj. Bethany, do you know why Im here? I cant say anything. He saw my vision board. I saw her in the sandbox. I mean, dances are overrated. And then, when it came time for me to get married, I got married to a girl from a Hindu family. In Homecoming King, he refers to himself as "the only brown kid" in his class. Dad, I promise you, God doesnt like bigotry. Is Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King a good movie to watch? Look at his brother. To which she replies, I know! Thank you. And I didnt know what that meant. Theyre like, Oh! Its a bracket with everybodys name on it leading up to the big dance. Its not fair, because shes not a refugee. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. But for me, I was born here. 30 second time-out. Address. That is an Indian sociopath. Dont just, like, go into it. I didnt know how to feel, until this. Pizza Hut pizza sliders. And were about to pull up and we get to the door, and my dad is about to ring the doorbell, when he says the sentence that is the killer of every br0wn kids dream. All the time. First was his one-man show, "Homecoming King," which he started performing live in 2014 and released as a Netflix special last year. Back in the day, we had to fire up the internet like goddamn cavemen. Weve got to get better about our cartoon policy. Shes like, Do not make contact. Im like, Tell me what I want to hear. Need closure? Hindus and Muslims. Racism., So Im watching the show Real Time With Bill Maher. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. But as soon as I say that He looks at me like I believe in Santa. But I take one last look at the restaurant. This is the American dream. I call my girl. Other days, No, fuck that. In that moment, I let it go. Rated: TV-MA for language. I was very emo. And her family had just moved from Nebraska to Davis, and we were in AP Calc together, but we had chemistry. Oh, you couldnt go to prom with a white girl? Because of this weve been killing each other for centuries. No one is. In 2018, Minhaj decided to do a new one-man show built around politics and visual media. He says, Hug her. You brought her out like Maury for immigrants. Hasan, you are the brother. Im like, No, no! She was breakdancing, and Im like, Who the fuck are you? You dont know me? Ive no idea who you are. I hated that br0wn girl so much. I dont deserve this. Who was I to ruin their picture-perfect celebration? I had to bring it back here. Im equal. I did what a lot of early comedians do. Be like this, dude. Oh, how do you find people? Dimples? He agrees. The dream is for you to take, so take that shit. I was like, Why? You know when I emigrated to this country in 1982, I thought if I let you go to a school dance, you would join a gang, get a girl pregnant and become a drug dealer, in one night. After a humorous exploration of his early life as the child of Muslim immigrants from India, the show takes a more serious turn when Minhaj describes the death threats and vandalism his family experienced immediately after 9/11. He goes, Hasan, Im mad at you. I know, I kissed a girl. I need the claps. Really? Im livid. Im the cure for racism. But on that night, September 12th, it was the first night of so many nights where my familys loyalty to this country was under attack. One night she was like, Hey, come over. I bike over to her place, white picket fence, McMansion, Ford Expedition, Eddie Bauer edition. I put on my Ghostbusters proton pack. Hes 12 years old. Go for it. See you next week. Therapy is bullshit. All rights reserved. Because of her, I got to marry the love of my life. 1) Storytelling has power. 2:27. This is new br0wn America. I sit down and were running it, and Im nervous. Hes like, Thats a good point. Coming Soon. I want to marry Seema. Im scaling down the side of my roof, scraping my knees. Match up to three ways. If you're unfamiliar with Minhaj, chances are you've seen him lately. Youre Hasan Minhaj. Weve had a great track record. And I know the privilege debate is very heavy for white people. At least your spine isnt getting shattered in a police wagon, though its happening to African-Americans to this day. Now Im standing outside the restaurant and I cant even concentrate, because I know shes more evolved than me. You make me sound like a refugee baby. Thats true. I call my mom, shes crying. A lot of time. And its not like they were yokels yelling sand n*gger! I could let that pass. I heard you go, like, Ugh! I didnt punch you. Dad, your favorite color? Stanford! What? Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Like, I really wanted to go with you. I got a ring and then lost my powers, which is a very different Lord of the Rings. You walk in: What language are you guys speaking? Minhaj. But Homecoming King, the Netflix comedy special by Hasan Minhaj, is anything but traditional. Thank you. Whatever. Weve been warring for centuries. Marry a white girl? Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. Were all going to prom? We get in the Camry, were driving from Davis to Sacramento. How easy is my name? Us. Never did that. I was ride or die for you. I had a question. Kids were losing their minds. Im blessed. Hasan bhai! All the kids at the urinal are like, Uh! Mr Reed can give you a ride home. And I was like, No, I have my bike. And I just biked home and played Mario Kart. Phone rings. Why didnt you forgive her? he asks his son. Come on! You want me to change my life for Naila Aunty? I turn around and I look, but shes gone. How is this possible? Thats why I brought you here. Thats on you, thats not on me. Why do you do this to your daughters? Im pooping my pants. Maybe hes right. No one did that for that photo. I run to the club, jump on stage I dont even know what I said. (Photo via Wikimedia Commons) On Tuesday night, Student Entertainment Events hosted its virtual Homecoming Comedy Show featuring Hasan Minhaj. This has, um This has been a very good year for me. He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. Now the ball is in our court, were going to be bigoted? Round them up, contain them? The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. I take off. I just think our fathers didnt download all the great dad software. I just want my mom. Long time no see, indeed. [talks gibberish in high-pitched voice] Seven years. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. You choked, right? For this, we honor it with a Peabody Award. She was turning five. Im like, Whatever, its not going to happen. I was like, Oh, I live in LA. Hasan sits down with the Armchair Expert to discuss feeling overwhelmed by the balance of life and work and the effect of trends and forces in his life. So Im looking at her, like, Dont say anything. Ill bike to your place, we dance it up, and if I die, I had a great run. You know? You know Bills demeanor. In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Immigrants slap your face and bruise your soul. Dude, we did that to the Japanese. My dad is the leader of the household. Youve got cards to play. Get nine in a box for just ten bucks. Three? Elder siblings, we walk through the world like, Do people love me? And youre like, Mom and Dad fucked up with you, not with me. [shocked laughter] Shes like, Take it for one lap around the block. [speaking Hindi] I grab those handlebars, Im like, Fuck that noise. Boom. His rules with me were very simple. The same year, he wrote Minhaj's speech for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Im not proud and no one is proud. Popping out of your mom is like real estate. Killing it! So all that Kanye juice just goes out of my body. Its Guantanamo of the mind. Say what you got to say. What I wanted to say was, Jon, this is one of the only things that Ive gotten in my entire career that my dad actually knows. [laughter] So thank you. But what I said was, Jon! All Rights Reserved |, at the White House Correspondents Dinner, With The Car the Arctic Monkeys continue to mature, Subversive art can enrich our understanding of Christ, Harriet Tubman inspires deeper awe of the abolitionist. So I was wondering, will you go to prom with me?, I was like, Yes, my white princess. As soon as I said that, I was like, No! I had bitten off more than I could chew. You cant do that. Thats the nicest Ive ever been dressed, playing Mario Kart. Youve seen movies. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Shes always like, Oh, my God, you are so melodramatic. And then you have the audacity to be, like, Hey, why are you so melodramatic? Because I went to war for you. Yes. A buddy of mine sends me this screengrab. I need her, Dad. And thats when I realize Im a darapok. I did keep my promise, though. Gotham Comedy Club, New York City. The crowd looks large, but the show still feels intimate, thanks to unique cinematography that often finds Minhaj addressing cameras directly. Wait, Im standing there on that doorstep, like, Wait, you want me to change my life because of log kya kahenge? Kids start getting dates. You claim that shit on your own terms. What does it mean? Its a term of endearment in my culture, meaning brother. He was brought up in a conservative Muslim home; unlike with other comedians, you can sense the eternal good kid. Youve got to ease your way in. Its not asking for a co-sign. Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. Why? Im home. And then my dad would do what most br0wn parents do. And Muslims, we dont eat pork. You know we dont end up this far. You are shitting on my dreams. I didnt say that. Hasan bhai! Im like, Yo, kick rocks! I go play tetherball. Not you, not you, not you. The surgery is that risky. Youll never get it. Its been going on for centuries. But then she would go back to India. So Hindus Hindus dont eat beef. I think about it all the time. Her family saw stuff about us. And now you want to be the bigger man? This is a statue of an elephant. Well in Homecoming King, Hasan Minhaj explores his experiences of growing up as a first-generation immigrant in hilarious detail, taking long-gone embarrassments and turning them into. Its like phones connected to the land. 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